Well, the hot dog vendor hands the spiritual master his hot dog, and the master gives back a ten dollar bill which the vendor promptly drops in his till and shuts the lid.
“Where’s my change?” inquires the master.
At this the vendor’s finger goes up and his face assumes an expression of sanctimonious smugness (okay, that last is my own addition, I admit it).
Your face 😉
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I hope no one told you that :))
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“What did the spiritual master say to the hot dog salesman?”
Oh, and BTW, reblogging to my readers at sister site Timeless Wisdoms
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What did the spiritual master say?
Thank you for your reblog ❤
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“Make me one with everything!”
There’s a sequel, too, if you’re a serious sucker for punishment. And, you’re welcome!
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I am 😀
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O-kaaaaaay, you asked for it…
Well, the hot dog vendor hands the spiritual master his hot dog, and the master gives back a ten dollar bill which the vendor promptly drops in his till and shuts the lid.
“Where’s my change?” inquires the master.
At this the vendor’s finger goes up and his face assumes an expression of sanctimonious smugness (okay, that last is my own addition, I admit it).
“Change comes from within!” he says…
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:)))) Good one!
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“Wanna hear the do at funniest joke??” “MY LIFE”
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I’ve heard worse 😛
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Most of Dave Chappelle’s jokes. I can’t repeat any of them here for fear of reprisal from the social Justice Warriors.
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Oh yeah! He is an awesome comedian.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the opossum it could be done.
Stupid but cracks me up every time.
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It does the job :))
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A termite walked into a bar. They asked, “is the bar tender here?” (Obviously better when heard, not read)
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😄
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Yeah, but still… it’s funny 😀
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That my representatives care about me and want to do what is right.
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Unfortunately, that joke doesn’t bring the right kind of tears.
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If they actually build the wall, just get over it
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That’s funnier than it should :)))
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Lol yeah I know 😉
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Your (the person I’m addressing is NOT Bodgan btw) existence.
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Well, if it’s funny, it can be mine 😀
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I’d feel so mean then 😂
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What did the wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner! 😂
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And then they go to opposite corners. :))
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