Question of the Day – No. 315 What’s the funniest joke you ever heard? Share this:TwitterFacebookTumblrMoreLinkedInRedditPinterestPocketTelegramWhatsAppSkypeEmailLike this:Like Loading... 28 thoughts on “Question of the Day – No. 315” Add yours Your face 😉 LikeLiked by 6 people Reply I hope no one told you that :)) LikeLiked by 2 people Reply “What did the spiritual master say to the hot dog salesman?” Oh, and BTW, reblogging to my readers at sister site Timeless Wisdoms LikeLiked by 3 people Reply What did the spiritual master say? Thank you for your reblog ❤ LikeLiked by 1 person Reply “Make me one with everything!” There’s a sequel, too, if you’re a serious sucker for punishment. And, you’re welcome! LikeLiked by 3 people I am 😀 LikeLike O-kaaaaaay, you asked for it… Well, the hot dog vendor hands the spiritual master his hot dog, and the master gives back a ten dollar bill which the vendor promptly drops in his till and shuts the lid. “Where’s my change?” inquires the master. At this the vendor’s finger goes up and his face assumes an expression of sanctimonious smugness (okay, that last is my own addition, I admit it). “Change comes from within!” he says… LikeLiked by 2 people :)))) Good one! LikeLike Pingback: Question of the Day – Timeless Wisdoms “Wanna hear the do at funniest joke??” “MY LIFE” LikeLiked by 3 people Reply I’ve heard worse 😛 LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Most of Dave Chappelle’s jokes. I can’t repeat any of them here for fear of reprisal from the social Justice Warriors. LikeLiked by 2 people Reply Oh yeah! He is an awesome comedian. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done. Stupid but cracks me up every time. LikeLiked by 2 people Reply It does the job :)) LikeLiked by 1 person Reply A termite walked into a bar. They asked, “is the bar tender here?” (Obviously better when heard, not read) LikeLiked by 5 people Reply 😄 LikeLiked by 2 people Reply Yeah, but still… it’s funny 😀 LikeLiked by 1 person Reply That my representatives care about me and want to do what is right. LikeLiked by 4 people Reply Unfortunately, that joke doesn’t bring the right kind of tears. LikeLike Reply If they actually build the wall, just get over it LikeLiked by 3 people Reply That’s funnier than it should :))) LikeLike Reply Lol yeah I know 😉 LikeLiked by 1 person Your (the person I’m addressing is NOT Bodgan btw) existence. LikeLiked by 2 people Reply Well, if it’s funny, it can be mine 😀 LikeLiked by 2 people Reply I’d feel so mean then 😂 LikeLiked by 2 people What did the wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner! 😂 LikeLiked by 2 people Reply And then they go to opposite corners. :)) LikeLike Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email.